Ohay Sun. I see you have arrived. Let me just tell you two things:

One, IT'S NOT SUMMER YET. Fuck off for another month, will you? Thaaanks.

Two, I'm not your biggest fan, as you may have noticed. If you're gonna shine and make the days bright and beautiful (even though I live in the middle of the mountains and not in the beach) please wait until I'm indoors. I just looked at myself in the mirror and realized I'm tanned, because yes I tan that easily. Thandie Newton is gorgeous but I'm not happy to look like her. K? Thanks again.

Love,
the vampiresque sunhating palelover girl.